Πώς να νευριάσεις τους καθηγητές σου!

1.Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:

Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did you raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if you must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore

Repeat this as many times as possible!!
2. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat

3 more times:D

3.Raise your hand and when they call on you say your just stretching.

4.Bring a cell phone to school and have a friend call you during class, and say "Oh, yeah...Im in the middle of a REALLY BORING CLASS"

5.Say to the teacher, "Excuse me, but I don't get ANY of this. If you could just start over from the beginning-say, September?"

6.If you don't mind getting a detention, walk in the class room and say "Hey there teach, how the BEEP are ya?"

7.yawn a lot and say ur really tired because of all the homework u got from the teacher.... :zzz:

8.Come into class VERY late and explain that you were beating up somebody who thought [your teacher's name] wasn't the best teacher in the world.

9.smile and stare at them all lesson - freeks them out

10.Yawn loudly and burp incessantly...

11.TTyyppee eevveerryy lleetttteerr ttwwiiccee..

12.Sit in another person's desk, and don't move. EVER

13. Ask unrelated questions ex: in History class, ask "What happened to Santa Claus? He never visits anymore..."

14. while you are writing an english exam.......
write half the answers in greek..!

15.Whenever called on for a question, say, "No, thanks, but I'll take the next one.