A black man walks into a cafe early one morning
he notices hes the only black one there
as he sat down he noticed a white man sat behind him
the white man said
'coloured people arent allowed in here'
the black man replied
when i was born i was black
when im sick im black
when i go in the sun im black
but you sir..
when you were born you were pink
when your sick your green
when you stay in the sun your red
when your cold you turn blue
and when you sie you turn purple
and yet you have the nerve to call me coloured?
the black man turned back around and the white man walked away